Whilst staying two nights in Cupar with Georgie’s cousin, we revelled in all the delicious fresh home-grown garden produce and home-baked bread that our delightful host spoiled us with. Fussing over and patting her gorgeous and intelligent labrador was also a real treat. We spent many hours in discussion on various subjects, and the two ladies caught up on lots of family talk and history.
One day we all went for a dog walk through some lovely forest nearby, then Georgie and Rod wandered off to investigate the remains of a palace in Falkland. Then we moved on to St Andrews, the home of the origins of Scotland’s national sport: golf. We also spent some time meandering about in a ruined cathedral.
Late one night there was a failed attempt to awaken Rod at 11:00 pm to view a cute little hedgehog on the front lawn. Ah dear, such is the soporific effects of a fine single malt scotch whisky! He did, however, get to view a photo of the gorgeous wee creature early the next morning.
We made an interesting visit to Stirling Castle, a monolithic structure, where our guide did a great job of dispelling the Hollywood hokum of ‘Braveheart’ (the movie was, apparently, a load of old codswallop). Then we retraced our earlier tracks back over to the west coast of Scotland. This was partially in the vague hope of catching a cloud-free view of Ben Nevis, the tallest mountain in the British Isles. It turned out to be a futile hope.
On our first journey over the glorious Scottish Highlands we had encountered miserably cold rain and howling Arctic winds. This second journey surprised us with – you guessed it – rain once again! Such is the true Scottish experience! You just have to appreciate it for what it is.
Something Rod noticed in Fort William that he considered to be wonderful was a sign in the street warning smokers that if they dropped their disgusting cigarette butts on the ground they could incur an 800 pound ($1600) fine! Now THAT is a terrific law that should be adopted everywhere!
We really enjoyed the long drive from Fort William to Mallaig on the western coast, travelling through a glorious rocky valley on a well-made winding road. There was no sign of any sort of agriculture in that beautiful valley, no stone wall fences, no stock anywhere and no tilled paddocks. It was just natural rocks coated in thick moss, trees, bracken and water absolutely everywhere. Water was oozing out of every pore of the land, gushing waterfalls, fast running burns (creeks) and clean clear lochs. Simply wonderful. The ever present mist and drizzling rain just added to the beauty.
We headed back to the east coast and Georgie located a B&B on a quaint coastal village called Findochty, so we turned up at the site just before 6 pm as per the check-in instructions. But after ringing the doorbell and banging on the door for ages we came to the conclusion that no one was there. Georgie’s phone wouldn’t work in that place, so Rod asked a nice lady who was walking her dog down the street if there was a phone booth locally. She kindly offered for us to use her mobile phone to call the owner of the B&B. But the call just went to an answering machine. Frustrating!
Next Rod walked down the street to the local pub to see if anyone there knew this fellow who owned the B&B. The pub was rocking with a wake from a funeral that day, and the whole crowd was well and truly sozzled! Nevertheless, he managed to talk to a few people who told us that ‘Brian’ who lived there was actually in France!!! Luckily a lovely lady who lived in the house next door to ‘Brian’ offered to put a post on Facebook and see if anyone locally could put us up for the night. Soon she found a room for us in a pub in the next town of Portknockie, and the nice people who ran the establishment kept the kitchen open to make us dinner! We even had a few laughs over a Guinness in the bar with some locals. How wonderful! So it all worked out in the end.
The next day we meandered around the coastline near Buckie and McDuff, exploring lots of tiny fishing towns, high dramatic cliffs and castle ruins before settling in to a very comfy B&B near Insch. Then we scooted off for the evening to chat and eat dinner with Georgie’s stepdaughter and family. Much riotous conversation ensued, during which a few wines, beers, and fine single malts were consumed.
Previously I have made mention of the violent history that explains the crumbling remains of so many massive stone castles, where armies purposefully vandalised and destroyed those imposing structures. But little has been mentioned of the abbey and church ruins which we have also visited and then read about their horrible histories. The gruesome and sadistic nature of the goings-on of those ancient church groups, where they tortured and murdered each other in the name of a god, is almost stomach churning. Let’s hope that churches never again gain the power and wealth that they did have in those times so long ago!
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Willow woman sculpture at Falklands Palace





































































































